Thursday, November 03, 2005

Mrs. Crusty Butt captured on film

Hudson is okay and we are doing fine. After writing this many times and then finally reading how to upload pics from flickr I'm hoping this is working and you're going to get the nitty gritty version and not the one you would have read say 5 drafts prior.

We are doing okay and now residing for the time being in the House of Cats. It is filled with cat funk from five cats and well, at least we aren't homeless and on the streets, right? Cat funk away....

Hudson has started displaying some odd behaviors since our arrival. Like sleeping on the bathroom counter which he closes the door too.

He's also become more of a lap cat. So an old cat can learn new tricks.

Now for the array of derranged cats.

1) (Zombo-kitty) There is this cat that has no name. Well, I'm sure it has a name, but in 9 weeks I haven't heard it part from anyone's lips. So it has been dubbed Zombo-kitty for it's missing patches of fur and undead appearance. Also, all the other cats hiss at it. So it could be undead. Anyway it's creepy and never leaves the kitchen.

2) (Crackhead) There is Tut. Tut is a recovering speed addict and has hidden a stash somewhere in the house, which when he occassionally (like all the time) needs a bad hit takes one and then proceeds to loose his mind and climb the walls. Interesting, but more scarry than anything. When he's not trying to run the Indy 500 in the house he's trying to hump Zombo-kitty and have little undead kitties. The vet did a bad job on this one.

3) (Psycho) Now we have Friend. This cat is psychotic and will claw your eyes out, chew them up, and spit them out for absolutely no reason. She was a stray and I'm told that is why she is like this. That my friends is a big load of disinformation. She is touched. Touched in the head. Beware of the cat named Friend. 4) (Shoog) This is Sugar. He is the cutest damn cat in the whole world. Unfortunately, rocks are smarter than he is. I've seen him walk into a door, attack the frig, and hiss at his own shadow. Dumb, but damn cute!


5) (Crusty Butt) This is Sugar's sister Spice. Spice is not a harry rhino, but she sure is close. She is so incredibly fat that she cannot clean her crusty butt. I hope that this is the only animal like this and it is just plain nasty, vile, and disgraceful that this animal is like this. THIS IS NOT MY ANIMAL AND YES, SINCE WE ARE HERE WE HAVE BEEN KEEPING HER AWAY FROM THE FOOD. With that being said..... here's the picture of happiness.


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